I am the proud owner of a dark gray Kia Soul.
I named it Bruce, after Bruce Wayne aka: BATMAN!!!!!
I didn't name my car Batman because, while Batman is a badass, my car is not full on dark knight.
My car is sophisticated, and refined, and a bit mysterious (I'm still figuring out how the bluetooth works). My car is also damn sexy-fine, because you can't just use a regular word like "sexy." You must make one up. Bruce Wayne is all of these things, whereas Batman is scary, and scary, and a little bit scary.
Bruce is also adorable when he wants to be, and all the ladies want to get with him. So, there's my thought process.
(Not really. I just kind of yelled "Oh my God I'll name it Bruce!" and that was that.)
Oh man, I have a car!
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